Crackattack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flash-Watching Tips]

Great, but one question.......

Would you mind if it was a hot woman masturbating? I mean, come on....every guy should at least love THAT!!

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

No, not at all. All hot women, feel free to masturbate.

[Village Raiders]

Good, but one little problem....

The only problem with this movie was why you let people die just like that. I was expecting to have a HERO to save the village from the attack.

At first I thought the doll was gonna have some demonic powers and wipe out those green bastards. Or at least have the girl save the village somehow....with her powerful magical doll.

All I'm suggesting is.....PLEASE!! MAKE A SEQUEL!! KICK SOME VILLAGE RAIDER ASS!! w00t w00t!

shagrat responds:

A Hero, that would have defeated the whole purpose of the movie. Sometimes good does not win.

[Detrimental Robot Sings!]

Arrrrgh!! Must....resist.....temptation!!

Well, at least listening to the robot sing is much better than listening to Limp Dipshit. All hail the Detrimental Robot!! Long live the king of Rock and Robot.

523fnord responds:

With a name like Crackattack, you know he's got to be a Wise Sage. The DeRo declares you King of Canada, and every citizen of Canada your slave! (Offer takes effect the day that all humans admit that the Detrimental Robot is their new god.)